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Common sense is as rare as genius.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
~Author : Laurence J Peter Inspirational Sayings

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I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
~Author : Betty White Nice Quotes

Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as though it were an original remark.
~Author : L B Walton Great Sayings

If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.
~Author : Thomas Secker Meaningful Sayings

If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you will hear it. My advice to you concerning applause is this enjoy it but never quite believe it.
~Author : Robert Montgomery Wise Quotes

The objective of false prophets and teachers of whatever stripe is...the influence and control of the minds of men.
~Author : Ron Dart Motivational Sayings

People need religion. It's a vehicle for a moral tradition. A crucial role. Nothing can take its place.
~Author : Irving Kristol Famous Quotes

Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
~Author : Eugene Ionesco Inspirational Sayings

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
~Author : Ellen DeGeneres Famous Quotes

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Inspirational Sayings

High expectations are the key to everything.
~Author : Sam Walton Nice Quotes

Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity than straigthforward and simple integrity in another. A knave would rather quarrel with a brother knave than with a fool, but he would rather avoid a quarrel with one honest man than with both. He can combat a fool by management and address, and he can conquer a knave by temptations. But the honest man is neither to be bamboozled nor bribed.
~Author : C C Colton Great Sayings

Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.
~Author : Mitch Albom The Five People You Meet in Heaven Meaningful Sayings

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Wise Quotes

What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
~Author : Mother Theresa Motivational Sayings

The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes

I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them God hath no better praise, And man in his hasty days Is honored for them.
~Author : Robert Bridges Inspirational Sayings

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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Famous Quotes

The leaven of true leadership cannot lift others unless we are with and serve those to be led.
~Author : Spencer W Kimball Inspirational Sayings

I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become.
~Author : Oprah Winfrey Nice Quotes

There lives more faith in honest doubt,
Believe me,
than in half the creeds.
~Author : Alfred Lord Tennyson In Memoriam AHH 96 ll 1112 Great Sayings

The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place.
~Author : John George Diefenbaker Meaningful Sayings

He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.
~Author : W Somerset Maugham Wise Quotes

We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
~Author : La Rochefoucauld Motivational Sayings

Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.
~Author : George Washington Famous Quotes

The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
~Author : Willa Sibert Cather Inspirational Sayings

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I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
~Author : Charles Dickens Famous Quotes

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Back to Methuselah 1921 pt 5 Inspirational Sayings

Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.
~Author : John Christian Bovee Nice Quotes

Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude.
~Author : William Shakespeare Great Sayings

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win.
~Author : Roger Bannister Meaningful Sayings

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
~Author : Indira Gandhi quoted by Christian Science Monitor May 17 1982 Wise Quotes

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
~Author : Mark Twain Motivational Sayings

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
~Author : H L Mencken Famous Quotes

Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
~Author : Henry J Tillman Inspirational Sayings