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great one lines famous movie one liners one liner pickup lines</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3099276423309929592.post-4299359587013621599</id><published>2009-08-13T22:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:30:46.088-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='famous one liners « My Famous One Liners Weblog'/><title type='text'>famous one liners « My Famous One Liners Weblog</title><content type='html'>Common sense is as rare as genius.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Laurence J Peter Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More Categories&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/civilization.php"&gt;Civilization Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/silence.php"&gt;Silence Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/valentines-day.php"&gt;Valentines Day Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/get-well-soon.php"&gt;Get Well Soon Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/names.php"&gt;Names Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/trust.php"&gt;Trust Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/italian-sayings.php"&gt;Italian Sayings Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/media-journalism.php"&gt;Media Journalism Sayings&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/listening.php"&gt;Listening Quotes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/leaf.gif" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://meaningfulnicesayings.com/car.php"&gt;Car Sayings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Betty White Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as though it were an original remark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : L B Walton Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Thomas Secker Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  If you achieve success, you will get applause, and if you get applause, you will hear it. My advice to you concerning applause is this enjoy it but never quite believe it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Robert Montgomery Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  The objective of false prophets and teachers of whatever stripe is...the influence and control of the minds of men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Ron Dart Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  People need religion. It's a vehicle for a moral tradition. A crucial role. Nothing can take its place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Irving Kristol  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Eugene Ionesco Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3099276423309929592-4299359587013621599?l=famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/4299359587013621599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/famous-one-liners-my-famous-one-liners.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/4299359587013621599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/4299359587013621599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/famous-one-liners-my-famous-one-liners.html' title='famous one liners « My Famous One Liners Weblog'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3099276423309929592.post-3668348859029604470</id><published>2009-08-13T22:29:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:30:00.549-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ellen DeGeneres Famous Quotes</title><content type='html'>My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Ellen DeGeneres  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Oscar Wilde Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   High expectations are the key to everything.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Sam Walton Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity than straigthforward and simple integrity in another. A knave would rather quarrel with a brother knave than with a fool, but he would rather avoid a quarrel with one honest man than with both. He can combat a fool by management and address, and he can conquer a knave by temptations. But the honest man is neither to be bamboozled nor bribed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : C C Colton Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Mitch Albom The Five People You Meet in Heaven Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : George Bernard Shaw Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Mother Theresa Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them God hath no better praise, And man in his hasty days Is honored for them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Robert Bridges Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3099276423309929592-3668348859029604470?l=famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/3668348859029604470/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/ellen-degeneres-famous-quotes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/3668348859029604470'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/3668348859029604470'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/ellen-degeneres-famous-quotes.html' title='Ellen DeGeneres Famous Quotes'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3099276423309929592.post-5083234432223871807</id><published>2009-08-13T22:29:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:29:48.389-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bumper Stickers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='One-Liners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Error Messages'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Humor'/><title type='text'>Humor, Bumper Stickers, One-Liners, Error Messages</title><content type='html'>That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The leaven of true leadership cannot lift others unless we are with and serve those to be led.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Spencer W Kimball Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Oprah Winfrey Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   There lives more faith in honest doubt,&lt;br /&gt;Believe me,&lt;br /&gt;than in half the creeds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Alfred Lord Tennyson In Memoriam AHH 96 ll 1112 Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : John George Diefenbaker Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : W Somerset Maugham Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : La Rochefoucauld Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : George Washington  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Willa Sibert Cather Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3099276423309929592-5083234432223871807?l=famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/5083234432223871807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/humor-bumper-stickers-one-liners-error.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/5083234432223871807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/5083234432223871807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/humor-bumper-stickers-one-liners-error.html' title='Humor, Bumper Stickers, One-Liners, Error Messages'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3099276423309929592.post-2414468490781844739</id><published>2009-08-13T22:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-13T22:29:24.320-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='famous one-liners they never said | Mail Online'/><title type='text'>famous one-liners they never said | Mail Online</title><content type='html'>I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Charles Dickens  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : George Bernard Shaw Back to Methuselah 1921 pt 5 Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : John Christian Bovee Nice Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : William Shakespeare Great Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Roger Bannister Meaningful Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Indira Gandhi quoted by Christian Science Monitor May 17 1982 Wise Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Mark Twain Motivational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : H L Mencken  Famous Quotes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Life is something that everyone should try at least once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="joker"&gt;  ~Author : Henry J Tillman Inspirational Sayings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3099276423309929592-2414468490781844739?l=famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/feeds/2414468490781844739/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/famous-one-liners-they-never-said-mail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/2414468490781844739'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3099276423309929592/posts/default/2414468490781844739'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://famousonelinersphrases.blogspot.com/2009/08/famous-one-liners-they-never-said-mail.html' title='famous one-liners they never said | Mail Online'/><author><name>myiooneliners</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07832838556329092491</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
